The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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