let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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