what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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