you win again, gameday.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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