i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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