During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want to make out with him forever
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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