This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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