hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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