this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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