Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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