Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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