I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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