You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Say something about gay babies.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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