Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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