I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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