So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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