idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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