I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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