Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
