if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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