Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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