He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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