I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Nicole vs. Life
I faked an abortion last night.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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