I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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