so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
