My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
