Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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