im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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