You're so nebulous sometimes
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
There r osticjed everywhere
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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