Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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