: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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