i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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