guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
