i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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