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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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