I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
