I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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