What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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