No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize