i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got inside last night via doggy door
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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