Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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