...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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