so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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