Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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