Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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