So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
