Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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