make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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