I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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