please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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