She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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