consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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