return my video game
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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