Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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