Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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