Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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