their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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